Chinese Drug Lord Presumed to Be Richest Man on Earth
Hong Kong| The two years old chinese drug lord and criminal mastermind, Ming Li Fu Chi, is the sole owner of a financial empire estimated by Forbes Magazine to a value of more than 240 billion american...
View ArticleIsraeli Archeologist Uncovers Proof Judas Smoked Marijuana
Jerusalem| A archeological dig site excavated by a scientific team from the Biblical Research Foundation, discovered what is presumed to be the tomb of the infamous biblical figure, Judas Iscariot....
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Two CIA Agents Arrested by Minutemen while Crossing Mexican Border with 1300...
El Paso| A group of minutemen watching the Mexican Border for illegal migrants and drug traffickers, have proceeded to the citizen arrest of two men in an SUV, carrying 1300 pounds of cocaine. The...
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FDA Approves New Tranquilizing Darts for Children
Washington | The FDA announced this morning it gave its approval for the marketing release of their new anesthetic dart guns, specifically designed to calm children suffering from ADHD. The new product...
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3 Teenagers Hospitalized after Licking Toad in Attempt to Get High
Phoenix| Three teenagers from Arizona were admitted at the St. Joseph’s Hospital and Medical Center this morning, after presumably licking psychoactive toads, in an ill-advised attempted to get high....
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Charlie Sheen’s presumed stalker pretends she is his drug dealer
Los Angeles| A woman accused of stalking actor Charlie Sheen was arrested last night on the actor’s property in the Sherman Oaks neighborhood. After being interrogated and searched by police, she...
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Mexico: 200 Pounds of Cocaine Found in Washed Up Whale
Veracruz | Mexican authorities believe an international drug smuggling operation is using whales to transit drugs across the US-Mexican border after they discovered no less than 223 pounds of cocaine...
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Delivery mistake: Elderly woman receives 15 lb of heroin by mail
Eugene, Oregon| Eleanor Davidson was in for a surprise when she opened the package that the postman brought her on Monday. She thought she had finally received the Afghan wool she had ordered over the...
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Fishes eat psychotropic seaweed to get high, shows new research
Manoa| A group of scientists associated with the Hawaii Institute of Marine Biology presented a revolutionary new study this morning, which suggests that many fishes and marine animals use psychoactive...
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Home intruder dies after snorting human ashes from funeral urns
Bridgeport, Connecticut| A 53-year old drug addict was declared dead this morning at the St. Vincent’s Medical Center, after snorting more than one pound of human ashes that he had found in a house...
View ArticleColorado: Pot Smoking Festival Turns into Orgy
Colorado Springs | This year’s Colorado Springs Sacred Ganga Festival celebrated it’s first ever edition under the new state law that has legalized marijuana, a situation that quickly turned into an...
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Pakistan: Cannabis Discovered in Prehistoric Tomb
Chitral| Archaeologists excavating at a prehistoric site in the Hindu Kush mountains, have discovered what could be the most ancient proof of intentional use of a psychoactive substance by humans....
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Thailand: Custom Officers Arrest Two Men for Smuggling 300kg of Heroin inside...
Nong Khai| The Thai authorities have announced this morning, that they had arrested two Lao men who were attempting to cross the border between the two countries with a heroin-filled work elephant. The...
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Meteorite Fragment Contains Trace Amounts of THC, Claims NASA Expert
A team of astrophysicists at the University of Hawaii have created somewhat of a stir within the scientific community after the discovery of trace amounts of Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) on a meteorite...
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Retired CIA Agent: “We Run the Afghan Opium Trade”
Cheyenne, WY | A retired CIA agent recently convicted of possession of child pornography accuses the US government of trying to frame him as he is about to release a book that will “blow the lid off...
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Canada: Hells Angels Members Protest Legalization of Marijuana
OTTAWA | As Canada’s newly elected Liberal government is on the verge of legalizing marijuana, thousands of Hells Angels members have taken the Parliament by storm yesterday to protest the new...
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Dumb criminals arrested after renting their meth lab on AIRBnB
Manistee, Mi. | Two meth producers were arrested by a narcotics task force this morning, after they had the stupid idea of renting their illegal drug lab on AIRBnB. 34-year old Steve Jackson and...
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Rio: Russian Athlete Blames Shrunken Testicles on Zika Virus, ‘Not Steroids’
Rio | Russian athlete and Greco-Roman wrestling 2016 gold medalist, Davit Chakvetadze, said he blamed the Zika virus for his abnormally small testicles after undergoing a thorough medical examination...
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“I lost 250 pounds thanks to crystal meth” says former obese man
Rocktown, OH | A 22-year-old man suffering from morbid obesity has found an extreme solution to overcome his weight problems. After being diagnosed morbidly obese by his physician last December, Adrian...
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Man on crystal meth kills 12 neighbors, thinking they’re zombies
Atlanta, Georgia | A 32-year old man went on a killing frenzy last night, after spending 36 hours in a row watching Walkind Dead while doing drugs. According to the police, Kevin Fogarty was so badly...
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