Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep...
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally...
View ArticleBurglar snorts dried sperm thinking it was cocaine, contracts herpes and...
A burglar contracted syphilis and two types of herpes after snorting more than 50 grams of dried human semen in the mistaken belief that it was illegal drugs. 29-year old Jerry Smith was arrested on...
View ArticleSan Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a...
The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71 people and seizing two...
View ArticleTennessee man arrested for breaking in shoe store at night to have sex with...
Police officers had quite a surprise last night when they answered a call concerning a break-in at a Payless ShoeSource store in Jackson, Tennessee; they stumbled upon a naked man having sexual...
View ArticleDetroit man wakes up from 12-year-long coma after prostitute gave him blow...
A Detroit man has made a miraculous recovery after being in a medically induced coma for the past twelve years. Bimmel Knitter, 53, had been put in an artificial coma by Henry Ford Hospital staff after...
View Article51-year old man blows up Walmart bathroom while trying to cook crystal meth
Detroit, Michigan | A drug addict who thought he could improvise himself a chemist and cook his own drug in a Walmart bathroom with chemicals taken from the shelves, caused a massive explosion and at...
View ArticleUtah woman arrested for secretly putting penis enlargement drugs in her...
A woman from Salt Lake City is accused of going too far in her attempt to find sexual satisfaction in her marriage by crushing erectile and penis enlargement pills and secretly adding them to her...
View ArticleTexas surgeon arrested for stealing testicles from at least 46 anesthetized...
A surgeon from the Houston Methodist West Hospital has been arrested by the FBI and charged with stealing testicles from dozens of patients while performing surgeries. 41-year-old Doctor Jeremy Cornell...
View ArticleMan hospitalized after mistaking three pounds of laundry detergent at...
A Florida man is being hospitalized after he mistook several pounds of laundry detergent at a local laundromat for cocaine. Mario Iglesias, 47, a Miami resident, claims that he had been partying for...
View ArticleVirginia: 30 pounds of cocaine seized during DEA employee party, 17 federal...
Seventeen people were arrested and a large amount of drugs were seized during an undercover operation targeting DEA special agents during a formal Drug Enforcement Administration employee party,...
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